Whereby, it is the duty of all participants in prophets of doom, to arrive late, to bring their lunch, and to ignore the concept of a start time.
Article 1:
Any meeting that exceeds 3 hours in length, shall be declared a success. Any meeting that exceeds 6 hours in length, shall be declared a miracle.
Article 2:
_goalsAny participant who brings donuts to a meeting, shall be awarded a prize of 1 additional hour of meeting time. Any participant who brings pizza, shall be awarded 2 additional hours of meeting time.